"i better taste this to make sure you made it right mommy."
"i want that one right there."
Sunday, June 8, 2008
Saturday, June 7, 2008
51% of the time
alan is in rare form today. here is from a random conversation:
alan: i just learned that there are more girls than boys.
me: yeah, i think like 51%. where did you hear that?
alan: i just learned it from myself.
me: did it just pop into your brain or did you hear it somewhere?
alan: i heard it. why do boys want to become girls? then there are just more girls. a boy wants to be a girl and then there goes another girl. and then there goes another girl. they just want to become girls and then there are more girls.
me: um, yeah. why don't you, uh.....
alan: play on the playstation 2?
me. um, yeah.
alan: ok. so now you don't have to take care of me. i'll just take care of myself.
me: i love you.
seriously, i think i should be voted mother of the year. where is ted when i need him?
alan: i just learned that there are more girls than boys.
me: yeah, i think like 51%. where did you hear that?
alan: i just learned it from myself.
me: did it just pop into your brain or did you hear it somewhere?
alan: i heard it. why do boys want to become girls? then there are just more girls. a boy wants to be a girl and then there goes another girl. and then there goes another girl. they just want to become girls and then there are more girls.
me: um, yeah. why don't you, uh.....
alan: play on the playstation 2?
me. um, yeah.
alan: ok. so now you don't have to take care of me. i'll just take care of myself.
me: i love you.
seriously, i think i should be voted mother of the year. where is ted when i need him?
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